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  • Mon, Jul 29 2013 1:15 PM

    • Rory Gavin
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    How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

    SmileHmmm, I wouldn't change it, I think it's working really well.*

     

    * Not my own joke but I thought the forum might enjoy it.

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  • Mon, Jul 29 2013 4:33 PM In reply to

    • Susi
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    Re: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

    Love it, thank you Rory!
    Reminds me of the documentary film-makers version. One to change the lightbulb, and one to make the film about how much nicer the old lightbulb used to be.
    (Original joke had a crew of 4 to make that film, but times have changed. They'll be editing it themselves too, obviously...)

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  • Mon, Jul 29 2013 5:42 PM In reply to

    • smrpix
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    Re: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

    "If we change the lightbulb we have to change everything!"

    Another oldie but goodie. -- would love to give proper credit, but I don't know who came up with it.

  • Mon, Jul 29 2013 7:17 PM In reply to

    Re: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

    Q:  How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

    A:  Four.   One to change it and three to sit around bitching about how much easier it would to make the change if they were using [Pick one: Avid, Final Cut, Premier, Vegas, etc.]

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    I have a fantastic editing assistant.  He stays by my side when I edit...doesn't talk too much...and thinks I'm a genius!    Check him out here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQVkYaaPO6g

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